Dec 08

Obama spells end of blank cheques for Zion

JERUSALEM (AFP) — Zion can no mortal reckon "blank cheques" from Federal government once president-elect Barack Obama's direction takes concluded in January, a past US interpreter to the Mortal state same on Sunday.


Sep 28

U.N. creates First Contact position to respond extraterrestrials

In tidings that's part zany and part amazing, the Confederative Nations will be appointing, early close period of time, Earth's official first contact (i.e., an interpreter) for aliens from external space. (You couldn't make this stuff up. Well, you could ... but wherefore bother?)